A woman walked into the kitchen to
find her husband stalking around
with a fly
swatter.
"What are you doing?" She
asked.
"Hunting Flies" He
responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She
asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he
replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you
tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."